jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

(via pizza)

mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

(via pizza)

jimmorrison1969:

REMINDERS:
hair is not permanent. baths will make u sleepy and so will lotion. if u aren’t up for school don’t fucking go. u don’t need to explain urself. it’s ok to give in to societies expectations sometimes. girl sweat is a gift from whatever the fuck u believe in. just bcause u can,doesn’t mean u should. bring food with u everywhere and don’t hesitate to eat it. ur aren’t as bloated as u think u r. write things on ur hands.

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titenoute:

theglitteringthong:

theglitteringthong:

When you finally find the name of the song thats been stuck in your head

image

Do you little fucks know how long it took me to find this image I had to look up seductive apples my family is questioning my mental health don’t fucking talk to me

I don’t know you but i think i love you

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zeruel104:

art by upoyk

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"If you want to save your child from polio, you can pray or you can inoculate. … Choose science."

Carl Sagan (The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark)

(Source: thedragoninmygarage)

moons-grand-bullshit-adventure:

inlove-with-a-spine:

Out of all our glasses, guess which one our chinchilla broke? She’s a bastard…

YOU KILLED KENNY 

moons-grand-bullshit-adventure:

inlove-with-a-spine:

Out of all our glasses, guess which one our chinchilla broke?
She’s a bastard…

YOU KILLED KENNY 

(via ellietheasexylibrarian)

If the American government is still spying on us:

avengingsherlocksassbutt:



"Hey man are any of those teenage girls planning illegal shit or what"

"The fuck if I know buT HAVE YOU HEARD OF SEBASTIAN STAN"

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somethingpoetichere:

shawn-fucking-peter-raul-mendes:

vibinghood:

adulthoodcanwait:

All the awards to Adam Hills.

never stop reblogging this

ALL THE AWARDS

SOMEONE SAID IT

(Source: khaleesifeminism, via ellietheasexylibrarian)

a-fictional-vaudeville:

midstorm:

I think Hiccup and Astrid are the best animated couple ever.

I love how their relationship isn’t a major plot point for the films. Astrid isn’t there as a reward for the hero, she is also his best friend (next to Toothless of course). She didn’t stop being a warrior after she became a love interest (and Hiccup wouldn’t want her to, he loves her for it).

They talk about their problems. They fight their enemies together. And they trust each other.

Something that I’m just noticing from these gifs. They actually lean their cheeks into the kisses, opposed to just letting the other do all the work.  That’s something actual couples do when they know each other well enough to know it’s coming.  I love this.

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